Without even trying abstinence-only education, the Federal government has gone right to HBC to combat an alarmingly high birthrate.
This is causing a huge outcry, even though it’s not people. Rather, it’s wild horses, who roam the American Southwest, fucking*.
The outcry is . . . very hard to explain, frankly, but it appears to be over the fact that the government is involved, which is feminine. Or something like that. Real men, it would seem, deal with the problem by simply shooting the horses (don’t they?)
That’s not at all like drowning unwanted puppies; horses are much bigger. And less cute, I suppose. It’s not sporting to shoot a dog, they come when you call anyway.
Horses’ lives, however, are no less valuable
*Presumably they stop roaming temporarily in order to do so.